There’s a hamster in your vag….July 23, 2012 - Author: admin - 2 Comments
Last Thursday night I was chatting to a friend who has just come back from a holiday in Thailand and she was telling me how she and her boyfriend had gone to watch a live sex show. Now that’s all very well and fine – you don’t go to Bangkok and NOT watch a sex show. That would just be stupid. But now… She’s telling me about all these things (ping pong balls and dart throwing) and then she tells me how this woman put a hamster up her vagina. After it walked around in there a bit she removed it and placed the hamster on my friend’s boyfriend’s knee – at which point the vag juice soaked hamster started cleaning itself.
I can’t stop thinking about this poor little soaking hamster that had to clean vaginal fluids off itself!!
I want to cry!! Every time I think about it I actually feel faint! And I just can’t help thinking “oh my god how many hamsters spend their nights crawling into vaginas?” And I just can’t stop thinking about it…
I don’t think I’m cut out for this world…
Categories: Things That Make My Heart Cry